Thursday, August 12, 2010

White House Has Hurt Feelings...

Dear White House,

From those of us on the left, those you like to alienate by defining as the "Professional Left", you know the ones who don't feel like rolling onto our backs when you talk to us real pretty and give us the rare pat on the head?

Were sorry that you haven't actually lived up to our expectations, were sorry that you seem to cave to republican demands on every freaking bill that comes down poke. Were sorry that you don't seem to have the political balls we thought you had, to bull dog into reality all those flowery promises you made during your campaign.

Mostly though, right now, were real sorry your such a bunch of reactionary babies that you can't take our criticism of your efforts thus far.

So from all of us, to all of you - shut the (expletive) Up, and get back to work or we'll fire all your asses!

Sincerest Regards,